Mental note: Don't moon while traveling at time warp.

What page are we on? I'm too lazy to scroll.....

..oh wait, I see it! Page 90, thanks anyway...

...all anomalous and fictional.

I think I'll mop & glow the walls today,,,,

In the south, nursery rhymes begin with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t!"

I just don't think it's fair....

Seek fire hydrants, makes an dog, sesquipedalianist and quadraspazzed.

oohda peedah gootie odey

Because it was stapled to the threshing machine!

Truer words were spoken predominantly in the resume.

Time will tell ,,,,,,,,,,,,but you'll have a very long wait.

I am Happy and I know it, and I don't feel like clapping my hands, now leave me alone!

Little John was big for his size.

Close yer mouth, th' light's keepin' me awake.

It bummed me out when i found out star trek was actually filmed in a studio....and not in outer space.

Flash , hand me my spaltergrabber, left lungs chugging beer over the sofa mountains, eating bootless virgin magpie left drive.

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Pending implementation of the integrated functional transitional management contingency programming options capability, utilization of the systemized digital balanced flexibility time-phased concept will be used only when the use of the functional responsive organizational parallel mobility projection program will compromise mission capability. Please make this change immediately.  

It bummed me out when I found out the Wizard of Oz was actually filmed in a studio and not in OZ......

What page are we on again?  Oh 90.....

Edited by - TonyS on 02/23/2012 15:12:59

So there I stood, I crushed banana on my left and a rabid yak on my right.

Retreat and do likewise.

Well Sir,,after we ate the 20 lb turkey,,we went to sleep

That hurt more than I thought it would.

If I can get the terrapin to extrude Hong Kong Phooey, I'll be able to scare people with a button!