read between the lines

This house is just to big for me and ma.
I thing I might just sell it and move.

Another bug-splat on the windshield of my life.

How could something that small cause that big of an itch?

I can see clearly now

jump-leads and tires.

simply marvelous

Sleb Neb.

After 4 Mondays, I'm glad it's finally Friday!

I don't get out and about much,,you know,,,,,,,,,being in jail and all

Sometimes I sit for hours and think about what I'd be doing if I didn't have anything to do.

It's raining down here

It always rains DOWN! :-)

That is as clear as mud.

Raining cats and dogs.

Who saw that Coming?

There goes the old skinflint now.

I think I saw rudolph

Those catalytic converters used to be forever stopping at our house but far as i know they never did change my way of thinking one way or the other.

why don't you buy the one with the frills on it?

Now that's a fine mess that you have
gotten me into.

There's nothing I like better than being screamed at in my own home by some used car salesman hustling used cars on some dumb as TV commercial.

Pointless is so..so...pointless.

The way I see It Is,,,,,well,,,,,,through my eyes

It's not polite to take the plug out of your buddy's bass boat and throw it into the lake.