Now don't go jumping to conclusions.

Elementary My Dear Watson, Elementary

Cover your eyes, this ain't gonna be pretty.

My paws button does not work

Listen my chilren and you shall hear.........ah....I forget the rest of it.

Rocky the raccoon is one tough mug

Yes,that's him sure as God made little green apples

"God didn't make little green apples and it don't rain
in Indianapolis in the summertime" (Roger Miller)

LOL Banjo Scotty

Tommy

"Why'd you come in here lookin' like that" .....Dolly Parton

Well,the way it looks to me is,he took
the pie cause he was hungry,that's all.

When you improve toupees and your partridge gets defibrulating.

No doubt about it, that feller had the largest collection of impunities I ever saw in one place.

There must be an easier way than this

Why aren't more log cabins made out of brick?

You want to do this the easy way or the hard way? Its up to you.

My personal thoughts?---------------Go ahead and hang um!!!

Sight of banana-flavoured meringues

Step right up.....three for a dollar......a winner every time......how 'bout you there.....

Tomorrow is the THIRD Monday this week!

Can we just start over then?

Now then,,,This is just what might happen
to you if you squeal !!!

The Christmas goose is getting nervous.

dont tell the pig he will squeal on you

To get to the other motorbike.

Of what use is a roller skate key to a drowning man I'd like to know.