If I HAD a point to this, I woulda driven it into your skull by now!

Edited by - Tinfoot on 11/04/2011 17:14:00

Sometimes I drink 3 cups of coffee
for breakfast,,,,,,,

...but I have the cube and executive toy of an umbrella.

Stand for something - or you'll fall for anyting - 

Or, of course, Deny - Deny - Deny always works! 

They paved the parking lot and nobody would make tar angels with me

Spearmint paint thinner makes an excellent laxative when combined with cherry-flavored antifreeze.

I wonder how many people forgot to 'fall back' for daylight savings time?

Derp. I r baboon.

fly me to the sky

Anyone got one of those round things you slice an apple with?

my clock has a hole in it, and all of my time ran out.

If my clock hand more hands, would I have more time?

I think therefore I feel like

Filling the clock with more time

Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?

It's time to:

Go to bed, or

Pick banjo, or

fiddle around with banjo, or

walk around block with dog, or

eat ice cream

I'll be able to prove Einstein's Unified Field Theory with a nuclear powered rubber hose!

i filled my computer up with gas to the top, and it still runs slow.

I put a bunch of high speed PC board parts in the gas tank and the car still runs slow...

BTW  - anyone have those knife things you scrape taters and carrots with.......

I was under the impression that Peelers were one of those ubiquitous denizens of every kitchen drawer... always lurking in the shadows with their buddies, the old powder-drink scoops, waiting to disappear on the first instance of a tater or carrot to be scraped...

What does this all mean?

Vlad the Impaler probably watched too many vampire movies.

That or Vlad the Impaler had weenie-on-a-stick envy as a child...

oh what fun it is to open gates in a one-orchid concrete bicycle chain.

Put another nickel in the nickelodeon is all I want is music music music

Please DON'T run that by me one more time,,,,,,,,,,,,