Robbing Peter to pay Paul is not very nice....'specially if you are Peter.

but the deep-freeze omelets...

If you want to be next,,get in line.

How in the heck can I wash my neck if it ain't gonna rain no more.

I think it is going to stay cold until it gets warm again

I probably won't go there anymore

I need a beer!

I need one too

oh, oh....but, no.

Fly paper is good for,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,catching flys

Don't you just hate it when somebody opens up a can of worms and you had your heart set on sardines.

What time does the next stage leave for parts unknown?

Has anybody seen my polka-dotted platypus poker?

I'm ready for another... beer!

I have seen this before but I don't remember what it was

Ya shoulda been there,we had
a rip snortin good time.

I don't understand all that I know about that

I'm a bicycle and I'm okay...

I don't understand that either

If there's a time and a place for everything then what time should I be at your place?

I had too many beers last night!

I made enough money on that last hog sale
to buy the matching coat for this suit

If a writer writes with his right hand, he is the right man for the right job, right??

Let me get back to you on that.

Who Was That Masked Man?