A lampshade in the gyroscope is worth...

The place to go to buy those is Wal-Mart

A glove puppet in the lung is worth two in the black pudding.

So how does your ficticious name concern me ?

There she goes on her toes..
with her fingers up her nose...

Which came first, the hamlet or the omlette?

Where were you when the lights went out?

In my opinion she was a sight for sore eyes and should of been wearing welding goggles.

What about the one that got away ?

Three dented buckets, two washed up comics, and a Partridge with a stratocaster...

How now brown cow.

Generally speaking,,I don't care what they do.

have you seen my keys?

damn the cocker spaniels! full speed ahead!

Blue, blue, and blue.

Frankly my dear,,,I don't give a d,,,

If I had a nickel for everytime I've said if I had a nickel I'd be broke.

Every time I plan to go out on Saturday night,,I don't go.

Listen, I'm not here to play games with you.

DON'T PUSH THAT BUTTON!!!

Don't Push That Wha..........

...and your Vulcan gets bizarre.

Cross your legs tight,,,It's only seven miles to the next town.

I see the cat the cat sees me

..don't worry 'bout stoppin' the next town...all better now!!