Come back when you can stay longer.

Counting flowers on the wall, that don't bother me at all

Is that your nose, or are you eating a banana?

It's too wet to plow.

Well my bucket gotta hole in it

it's tryin to snow out there.

My tractor can't get no traction.

Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo
Now Don't tell me I have nothing to do

Is the home town still the same? Do they still win all the games?

You have a peculiar way with words. You must work at the rubber biscuit factory.

Playing solitaire till dawn with a deck of fifty one

Don't shoot me, I never play the piano.

I didn't say that I didn't pick up the dog stuff.

Last night all alone in a bar room I met girl with a drink in her hand
She had ruby red lips cold black hair and eyes that would tempt any man.

And then there I was. Staring right down
the barrel of that 45 Colt,,,,,,,,

on second thought let's not go to Camolott..!!

I'm cooking right now...um, it's in the crock pot, but it's still cooking!

sounds like a crock to me.

Don't forget the coffee, Billy Joe.

Coffee and tea, and the java and me, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup...

You hear that Maynard,,them old dogs done
tree"d another coon. Come on,let's git over there.

jes listen at Ol' Pete, man, what a jaw onna dawg.

Then she came and sat down at my table
I was almost persuaded to let strange lips lead me on

A bouncing dunce's cap!

the snow's a melting.